Action Figure Joe Machi is most terrified of being stepped on, just like Greg. *rimshot*

Action Figure Joe Machi is most terrified of being stepped on, just like Greg. *rimshot*

Part of my ongoing “Photoshopping Bill Into Employment” series.

Part of my ongoing “Photoshopping Bill Into Employment” series.

The Red Eye Action Figure Playset (guests sold separately)

The Red Eye Action Figure Playset (guests sold separately)

Greg’s new movie “Rise of the Entitlebots” about a virus that infects people, forcing them to demand things from other people, that they can easily afford themselves.

Greg’s new movie “Rise of the Entitlebots” about a virus that infects people, forcing them to demand things from other people, that they can easily afford themselves.

*actual thought process* hmm, what to photoshop for Greg being back… back… “I’ll be back”… Terminator… Greginator? No, that’s too stupid… *tries to think of something else* … *doesn’t*

*actual thought process* hmm, what to photoshop for Greg being back… back… “I’ll be back”… Terminator… Greginator? No, that’s too stupid… *tries to think of something else* … *doesn’t*

Bill’s talking to his lamp again

Bill’s talking to his lamp again

Who’s excited for the Draft today? Can’t wait to see who the 1st pick is!

Who’s excited for the Draft today? Can’t wait to see who the 1st pick is!

"Finally! I can play!" -Greg on the Clippers inability to attract players now

"Finally! I can play!" -Greg on the Clippers inability to attract players now